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rabioheab:

instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move 

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Idk why but I always thought shit sex was like being told you couldn’t fly and then having an orgasm is learning that you can

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

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tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

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dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

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Why would you wear a SnapBack and a suit to a football game omg

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ultrafunnypictures:


This is getting ridiculous…

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

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word needs to calm tf down this happens every goddamn time

word needs to calm tf down this happens every goddamn time

I HATE TARGETED ADS SO MUCH OH MY GOD

I HATE TARGETED ADS SO MUCH OH MY GOD

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